Resume roasting, with receipts

Your resume deserves an honest roast.

Upload your resume for a funny, shareable AI roast video—then get the practical rewrite that helps your next application land.

No credit card. You decide if the roast leaves your camera roll.

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Roast verdict

“Team player” is not a personality—or a result.

Our promise

Mean to the resume. Useful to you.

01

Private by default

Nothing gets posted without you.

02

Specific feedback

Every punchline points to a fix.

03

Built for sharing

Short, caption-ready, and yours.

From cringe to credible

The joke gets attention. The rewrite gets interviews.

One upload uncovers what is weak, turns it into content, and shows you exactly how to improve it.

Step 1

A roast built to be shared

Turn your resume into a sharp 15–30 second AI roast video made for your feed, group chat, or recruiter friends.

Step 2

Useful feedback under the punchline

Every joke points back to a real resume issue, from vague bullets and tired buzzwords to missing proof of impact.

Step 3

A rewrite that gets serious

Upgrade for stronger positioning, rewritten experience bullets, and a LinkedIn profile that tells the same convincing story.

Simple pricing

Get roasted free. Upgrade when you want the glow-up.

Start with the shareable punchline, then choose how far you want to take the rewrite.

Free roast

$0

For brave job seekers who want the honest version.

  • One 15–30 second AI roast video
  • Actionable feedback beneath the roast
  • Downloadable, share-ready result
Get my free roast

Full glow-up

$29

One-time per resume

Best for active applicants

Keep the roast, then replace the material it roasted with a sharper resume and LinkedIn story.

Everything in Free
Full resume rewrite
Stronger achievement bullets
LinkedIn headline and About rewrite
Role-specific positioning guidance
Final polished copy ready to use
Roast and rewrite my resume

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your resume called

It wants better material.

Upload it, laugh at the roast, and leave with changes you can actually use.

Roast my resume free